penfairy:

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

firedrill:

“I love you but you hurt me a lot”

cess (via eatingisfab)

manda:

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

scorpiohumour:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

tastefullyoffensive:

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

antisemitic:

Omg??

DC